Gag Gifts

Of All the Things You've Lost, You Miss Your Mind the Most! Helps Stop Draino of the Braino!

* Birthday Queen Tiara with Plastic "Jewels"
* Headband Holder Fits Most Adults
* It's Your Day, They Must Obey
* Great Gag Gift for the Birthday Honoree

Keep em rolling in the aisles! This old fart pen will emit a sound every time the pen is pressed down.

One Over The Hill 10 in. Decision Spinner. The sensible solution for senile seniors! The decisions are - Take a nap - Drive really slow - Sit in recliner - Watch T.V. - Dye Hair Blue - Be Grouchy. Oh! This is a hilarious gag gift. Your birthday person and all the guests will be laughing at this one!

20 Nametags per package

Glitzy glasses for that glamour attitude! 7 3/8" x 8 1/2

Outrageous Lady Hot Flash Thermometer - Measuring Meter for Menopause Moments!

One Over The Hill 10 in. Medical Alert Bracelet. Your old friend is going to LOVE this classy piece of jewelery. An Over The Hill Medical Alert Bracelet. The bracelet reads Over The Hill Medical Disaster. Everything that doesn't hurt, doesn't work.... Wrap this in an expensive looking box with fancy ribbons. Your birthday guest of honor will be laughing for sure, so will all the party guests. Humorous gifts are always fun

Undecided on what to do for the day? Leave the tough decision up to the Daily Decision Dice. This is the perfect gag gift for aging seniors. Dice offer "Fast help for the feeble minded." Dice are loaded advise like Now, Once a Day, Often, Nap, Ponder, Grip and more.

Perfect gag gift for that special old geezer! Never leave home without the Survival Chain. Neck chain includes caution sign, bottle of arth riddence, bottle of Old 2 Day pills, spare teeth and fart alarm.